Ya Think James Bond Ever Has Himself a Muffin?

Muggsy McGeever
3 min readMay 18, 2022

Few characters in fiction are as revered as James Bond. Women long for a man with his charisma. Men wish for his lifestyle as a secret agent playboy. From his tailored tuxedos to the beautiful women he beds to the dangerous missions he takes part in, everything about Bond represents the alpha male ideal.

Which begs the question: do ya think he ever has himself a muffin?

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Muggsy McGeever

An original collection of essays and short stories, all existing within the same universe. Think of The Twilight Zone, but for comedy.