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What Not To Do When a Squirrel Breaks Into Your Kitchen

A confused man, an out-of-place woodland creature, six rodents who were already there, and a clueless animal control guy combine for one…

6 min readAug 26, 2022

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Bottle or Tap?

Two people on a date at a restaurant are confronted with an age old question

6 min readSep 8, 2022

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True Justice Does Exist

I’m making a left turn at the Sheetz gas station that leads to my house. It’s 7:47 a.m. and I’m stressed. Work is a never ending avalanche…

3 min read1 day ago

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True Justice Does Exist

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There’s No Such Thing as a Free Cookie

When a man receives an offer on his way to work that seems too good to be true, he learns that everything comes with a cost.

7 min readJan 15, 2024

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There’s No Such Thing as a Free Cookie

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Rejection Email

Dear [NAME],

6 min readJan 10, 2024

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Rejection Email

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Addendum

A couple looking to buy a house receive an unexpected condition from the seller during their home inspection.

12 min readJan 9, 2024

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Addendum

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Black Monday Press Conference

The day after the NFL regular season ends, many pro football teams fire their head coaches. That’s why fans and media refer to it as “Black…

6 min readJan 8, 2024

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Black Monday Press Conference

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The Christmas Clementine

Preparations for the Worffenhausen annual Christmas party began at exactly 5:15 a.m. on the morning of December 23rd. That’s when Eugene…

11 min readJan 3, 2024

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How I Turned My Medium Blog Into a Book

Most of my posts here are short stories. This one is my story of how I wrote a book.

4 min readJan 3, 2024

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How I Turned My Medium Blog Into a Book

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Inflatables and Bug Bites

The beach is known for its tranquility but danger lies there. I found this out the hard way.

7 min readJun 25, 2023

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Inflatables and Bug Bites

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Muggsy McGeever

Muggsy McGeever

An original collection of essays and short stories, all existing within the same universe. Think of The Twilight Zone, but for comedy.

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